gettin paid gettin laid


oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

this is the post thats going to live on after im gone and i fucking hate it

(via icyyprincess)


"art school makes you wild
middle school makes you wanna get high
high school makes you crazy
high school made me cry”

if wedge sneakers come back in im done im through i will retire to my 2006 juicy couture tracksuit and my victorias secret job bc i want nothing to do with wedge sneakers.

moon phase info