oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
this is the post thats going to live on after im gone and i fucking hate it
if wedge sneakers come back in im done im through i will retire to my 2006 juicy couture tracksuit and my victorias secret job bc i want nothing to do with wedge sneakers.